They look like they would literally murder anyone who gets on its bad sideExactly...there's huntsmen spiders there that weigh more than I do...
They look like they would literally murder anyone who gets on its bad sideExactly...there's huntsmen spiders there that weigh more than I do...
If you can dream a nightmarish animal, Australia has itLet me guess - next we find out Australia has 5 kilo slug spiders with oozing slime paunches that land on your head and make you run directly to the nearest crocodile.
Don't be ridiculous, the slugs eat you well before you make it to any water with chocodiles in.Let me guess - next we find out Australia has 5 kilo slug spiders with oozing slime paunches that land on your head and make you run directly to the nearest crocodile.
If somebody said there a new slug that’s been found and it likes human flesh . I’d guess it’s been found in Australia. You have the craziest wildlife on earth .Don't be ridiculous, the slugs eat you well before you make it to any water with chocodiles in.
There's nothing wrong with our animals, you lot are just wussies.If somebody said there a new slug that’s been found and it likes human flesh . I’d guess it’s been found in Australia. You have the craziest wildlife on earth .
Oh yeah there all dangerous but the platypus is just strange anyway , it lays eggs but produces milk . It can make its own custard , just nothing makes sense to me down there animal wise how did Australia get all those mental animals and New Zealand got nonThere's nothing wrong with our animals, you lot are just wussies.
Just because we have 8 out of 10 most venomous snakes in the world and the inland Taipan can kill 100 men with 1 drop of venom. Male Platypus has venom on its spurs on the back legs. The male funnel web spider wanders around and kills people that irritate it. The redback spider is pretty venomous and has made it to Japan where it is now setting up home around the back of toilets all over the country. And white tail spiders have flesh eating bacteria and go walk about into your bed where they bite you repeatedly. The bacteria on their fangs is in the Mycobacteria genus and is related to the bacteria that causes TB and leprosy.
We have ants that are about 1 inch long and jump up and spit venom at you and bite you repeatedly. They are in a group of their own and are not quite wasps, but not ants either. They fall in between a wasp and an ant on the evolutionary scale.
We have 20 foot chocodiles and 30 foot great white sharks, 15 foot bull sharks and 10 foot tiger sharks. The great whites and bull sharks are involved in most attacks against people. Bull sharks are regularly found in rivers. If you don't want to swim where the chocodiles are, you find an area with really big sharks, coz the sharks eat the chocodiles. And if you don't want to swim with sharks, don't go anywhere near the water.
And the good old box jellyfish that is pretty much invisible and has 20 foot long tentacles that wrap around people and kill them. We also have blue bottle jellyfish that have similar tentacles but they are blue and a little easier to see, and they don't kill you, they just hurt like hell for hours and you feel like you are gonna die.
We got a cute little blue ringed octopus found around the coastline and when it gets the blue spots, it is incredibly venomous and can poison people without even biting them. They release poisonous mucous over their body and the females put it on their eggs. So if you touch one that has eggs or blue rings, you will usually die within 15 minutes. They got funny shaped heads and lots of arms
We have drop bears that drop out of giant Eucalypt trees and land on you. If you survive that, they eat you alive. If you ever see a pile of leaves and twigs on the ground that look like a giant bird nest under a Eucalypt tree, and there are bones nearby, it's a drop bear habitat and you probably wanna get out of there asap.
We have emus that will pull your eyes out so always wear glasses around them. However, some people say the emus see their reflection in the glasses and that makes them more likely to try and pull your eyes out.
We have Dingos that steal babies and rear them as their own, at least that's what we tell people. In reality they probably eat them, we just haven't had any survivors come back and tell us what happened.
The Australian government even hired a band to make a music video about Australia's animals and why tourists should come and see them. See link below.
I'm not sure whether to laugh or be amazed at this... How do you people even survive there?There's nothing wrong with our animals, you lot are just wussies.
Just because we have 8 out of 10 most venomous snakes in the world and the inland Taipan can kill 100 men with 1 drop of venom. Male Platypus has venom on its spurs on the back legs. The male funnel web spider wanders around and kills people that irritate it. The redback spider is pretty venomous and has made it to Japan where it is now setting up home around the back of toilets all over the country. And white tail spiders have flesh eating bacteria and go walk about into your bed where they bite you repeatedly. The bacteria on their fangs is in the Mycobacteria genus and is related to the bacteria that causes TB and leprosy.
We have ants that are about 1 inch long and jump up and spit venom at you and bite you repeatedly. They are in a group of their own and are not quite wasps, but not ants either. They fall in between a wasp and an ant on the evolutionary scale.
We have 20 foot chocodiles and 30 foot great white sharks, 15 foot bull sharks and 10 foot tiger sharks. The great whites and bull sharks are involved in most attacks against people. Bull sharks are regularly found in rivers. If you don't want to swim where the chocodiles are, you find an area with really big sharks, coz the sharks eat the chocodiles. And if you don't want to swim with sharks, don't go anywhere near the water.
And the good old box jellyfish that is pretty much invisible and has 20 foot long tentacles that wrap around people and kill them. We also have blue bottle jellyfish that have similar tentacles but they are blue and a little easier to see, and they don't kill you, they just hurt like hell for hours and you feel like you are gonna die.
We got a cute little blue ringed octopus found around the coastline and when it gets the blue spots, it is incredibly venomous and can poison people without even biting them. They release poisonous mucous over their body and the females put it on their eggs. So if you touch one that has eggs or blue rings, you will usually die within 15 minutes. They got funny shaped heads and lots of arms
We have drop bears that drop out of giant Eucalypt trees and land on you. If you survive that, they eat you alive. If you ever see a pile of leaves and twigs on the ground that look like a giant bird nest under a Eucalypt tree, and there are bones nearby, it's a drop bear habitat and you probably wanna get out of there asap.
We have emus that will pull your eyes out so always wear glasses around them. However, some people say the emus see their reflection in the glasses and that makes them more likely to try and pull your eyes out.
We have Dingos that steal babies and rear them as their own, at least that's what we tell people. In reality they probably eat them, we just haven't had any survivors come back and tell us what happened.
The Australian government even hired a band to make a music video about Australia's animals and why tourists should come and see them. See link below.