Big Brother

[Miss Wiggle]

love it love it love it!!!

oh dear it's so dangerous being off work for the start of BB, you know I'll be hooked in a big way

my personal fave so far is the gay canadian muscle man, he makes me laugh and Ian's jealous of his silly hat collection

my fave target of hatred so far is Bonnie, chavtastic, she can't even say her name properly, I can see I'm going to spend the next few weeks mocking her

BB brings out the b1tch in me

LOL you mean BONNNNEERR....lol

exactly, the way she introduced herself made me laugh so much.... for those who missed it, it went something like this
Bonnie: Orrite in Bonnner
Other person: Oh Hi Bonner
Bonnie: erm no it's bonnie



say it right in the first place you pleb

 

[jarmado]

OK wiggle.. heres the run-down

Bonnie - agree there.. chavvy annoying
Dawn - why.. if you dont like people, why lock yourself up with 13 idiots in front of millions
George - Your only in there because you have blue(ish) blood
Glyn - poor deluded skinny fella.. i reckon his mum gave him the hunkiest life-guard award
Grace - a bit of posh totty for george
Imogen - shes ok.. only in there to please the welsh. face like a worn leather handbag for a beauty queen though.
Lea - why, why, why.. pop
Lisa - might be funny.. might annoy the hell outta me..
Mikey - your just an ugly vernon kay
Nikki - silly girl.. youd be better if you kept that mouth shut.
Pete - Lee evans on acid.. might wear thin.. ****
Richard - Young man.. theres no need to feel down, i said young man.. la la la
Sezer - nobody will love him as much as he loves himself..
Shahbaz - more overpowering than brut aftershave

There you go

Squid

who's your favourite then?

 

[Miss Wiggle]

agree with most of that squid!

Bonnie - agree there.. chavvy annoying - spot on, i was in hysterics with her going on about how sexy she is..... love you face is orange and the rest of you is white.... yeah you look good
Dawn - why.. if you dont like people, why lock yourself up with 13 idiots in front of millions - good point, i think i'll like her though if only cos she'll hate everyone else as much as I do!
George - Your only in there because you have blue(ish) blood - obviously got the tim nice but dim gene then.... seriously as if any proper royal would do a show like this
Glyn - poor deluded skinny fella.. i reckon his mum gave him the hunkiest life-guard award - bless!
Grace - a bit of posh totty for george - quite liked her, cos i want her cowboy boots!
Imogen - shes ok.. only in there to please the welsh. face like a worn leather handbag for a beauty queen though. - seemed the most normal of all of them to me
Lea - why, why, why.. pop - oh hell yeah, i wanna get a pin and prick her boobs until they explode
Lisa - might be funny.. might annoy the hell outta me.. - don't like her already, grates on me
Mikey - your just an ugly vernon kay - thinks he's pretty.... he's not, one of the funky trendy crew who think expensive clothes and a funky hair cut make them stylish... how about individuality and natural beauty??
Nikki - silly girl.. youd be better if you kept that mouth shut. - golddigger
Pete - Lee evans on acid.. might wear thin.. **** - love him, couldn't live with him
Richard - Young man.. theres no need to feel down, i said young man.. la la la - yes, but I am a fag hag so I love him
Sezer - nobody will love him as much as he loves himself.. - he'll be richards b1tch within 2 weeks
Shahbaz - more overpowering than brut aftershave - oh my god, i just can't think of anything else to say, pure comedy!

 

[Squid]

who's your favourite then?

Not sure yet... i think the ones that will last are imogen and grace, but not win.. depends how theor characters develop.. richard will last a while too i think.. no idea who will win yet..

 

[Miss Wiggle]

http/cgi.ebay.co.uk/BIG-BROTHER-GOLDEN-T...1QQcmdZViewItem

golden ticket found apparently and up on ebay!

reckon it's more than likely a scam tho

 

[Squid]

removed already lol

 

[WILDER]

Lea god she looks bad, how old is she i would of said in her fourties, bad look alike of pamela anderson.


God i want to get some scissors and cut her hair, and pop her boobs at the same time, plus the awful fake tan.

 

[Miss Wiggle]

Lea god she looks bad, how old is she i would of said in her fourties, bad look alike of pamela anderson.


God i want to get some scissors and cut her hair, and pop her boobs at the same time, plus the awful fake tan.

think she's 37, all that surgery makes her look loads older though.

Definately her hair needs a chop, naff extensions and can you imagine the state they'd be in if she's in there 13 weeks with no hair dresser these people just don't think!

 

[PlecMama]

Ah this is what I accidentally saw last night then - it appeared to be a lot of people in bed sleeping. Now I realise it was.

 

[jasmine]

Does anyone else think that Bonner looks like Lesley from BB 6???

 

[BALINTOY]

Did you see it last night - That Nicky was really doing my head in. I love Pete.

 

[Miss Wiggle]

Did you see it last night - That Nicky was really doing my head in. I love Pete.

jesus yeah, crying and having a massive tantrum cos you won't drink tap water.... get a bloody grip!!

 

[BALINTOY]

Who do you think will be out 1st?

Did you see it last night - That Nicky was really doing my head in. I love Pete.

jesus yeah, crying and having a massive tantrum cos you won't drink tap water.... get a bloody grip!!

What I would have done is found an empty water bottle and filled it up with tap water

 

[Miss Wiggle]

Who do you think will be out 1st?

Did you see it last night - That Nicky was really doing my head in. I love Pete.

jesus yeah, crying and having a massive tantrum cos you won't drink tap water.... get a bloody grip!!

What I would have done is found an empty water bottle and filled it up with tap water

ha ha, slight problem with that though is they'd only been in 5 mins, wouldn't have been empty bottles lying around would there?

 

[WILDER]

I'm quite enjoying big brother this time, as i didn't watch it last year.