another newbie

[chris_harper]

hey all, i just got into fish. i have a 37 gallon aquarium.

 

[Dragonslair]

Hi Chris,
A very warm welcome to you. I hope you enjoy it on this forum.
We are a bunch of looneys here, so if you enjoy the company you'll be made very much at home.

 

[babyfish]

Hiya and welcome

 

[phoenix]

but its friday the only way to join on friday is to tell a joke..

 

[babyfish]

OOOOH Glad I didn't join on a friday then, only know one joke and it's terrible

 

[freshmike]

OOOOH Glad I didn't join on a friday then, only know one joke and it's terrible

LOL!!! Same! I only know maybe three and they just aren't that funny!!!


Anywho.... to the forum!


Chris

 

[chris_harper]

a joke, huh... let's see.

Three business men were sitting in a bar, drinking and discussing how
stupid their wives were. The first says, "I tell you, my wife is so stupid.
Last week she went to the supermarket and bought $300 worth of meat
because it was on sale, and we don't even have a fridge big enough to
keep it in!"

The second agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is
thicker. "Just last week, she went out and spent $17 000 on a new car,"
he laments, "and she doesn't even know how to drive!"

The third, a blonde male, nods sagely and agrees that these two women
sound like they both walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every
branch. However, he still thinks his wife is dumber. "I have to laugh when
I think about it," he chuckles. "Last week my wife left on a vacation to
Greece. I watched her packing her bags and she must have taken at
least 5 boxes of condoms with her. She doesn't even have a penis!"


how's that one?

 

[JobySp]

What a fantastic way to begin your life on the forums!!!

 

[tdins_2]

welcome hope u find what ur looking for

 

[fozzy_wozzy_woo]

hi and welcome.

hope to answer your questions in the future!!

Fozzy

 

[Bradley]

welcome to the best fish site chris! Hope you have fun!

 

[chaotica2010]

as a former stand up comic that is pretty funny.

 

[jjsdad]

 

[chris_harper]

thanks everyone for the welcomes. i have learned quite a bit here so far.

 

[Inchworm]

Hi chris_harper

Welcome to the forum.