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LordHappy

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Happy day,

I've had the pleasure...ok, mostly pleasure...of keeping fish alive for 35 years. I currently have four tanks, and am planning a fifth tank with malice aforethought, much to my wife's eventual chagrin. Currently I have:

125 planted community tank that currently houses a messload of fish include a very large syn. decorus, two 10-year old dwarf banjos, a silver veil angel, a Siamese algae eater, a few red topminnows, some blue-spotted sunfish, a dozen mixed small tetras (gold, silver tip) and cherry barbs, a mystery fish, four corys, a gold dojo and a khuli loach that we see every few months and...2 apple snails. I am expecting a dozen green fire tetras this week and that should do it for a while. The water has a low ph which hasn't seemed to bother the Decorus one bit. The main plants are java fern that I started with all those years ago and red root floaters, which I can't seem to throw out fast enough, and some other bits and pieces of plants I've picked up along the way. I do like the lilly and banana plant I have in there, too, and I did stick a sweet potato in there as well. Amazing how well the potato grew. A pothos now resides where the potato once was, and is no where near as fun.

50 gallon tank that has three leleupi, one dom male sulphur-head calvus, a sub male of same, six cobalt blue zebra (three male, three female), a pleco, two syn. petricola, and the nastiest fish of the lot, a chinese algae eater who beats the snot out of any fish he so chooses to headbutt. I have some anubis in there that look awful, and a pothos as well, but growing anything in crushed coral substrate is impossible for me.

15 gallon with what was branded as a "nemo candy half-moon plakat betta" and was a gorgeous orange, sparkling turquoise and white fish. Now Angust Part Deux is a sullen blue and red betta with no particular distinction. I feel quite annoyed at this color change and one would not believe it is the same fish at all. The tank also has a few corys and a feeder guppy that came with some neocardia. Its also planted with the same mix as the 125, excluding the potato and including 6 moss balls, riccia fluitans and christmas moss that co-mingle in the most sinful of ways.

5 gallon mostly Walstadt-method that was inspired by Foo the Flowerhorn on Youtube. It has two dario dario, an alleged tiger dario, an oto, five Elassoma Okeefenokee, two dwarf crayfish and misc neocardia shrimp. This tank is just six months old, and it has dwarf sagittaria, marsilea hirsuta, perhaps some hornwort and stuff I grab from my yard and stick in it just to see if it will take root in the clay deep inside the holes of the ohko stone.

And soon...a 9.7 gallon that will be dedicated to neocardias. Although I have had my eye on this one metallic green alien spadetail betta (similar to https://i.ytimg.com/vi/7YGMEgqIRrg/hqdefault.jpg) that might win out. But probably not. Maybe not.

I watch a lot of aquarium porn on Youtube, and my tanks have never been pristine like that. I'm the worst type of aquarist in that I don't test the water, I just change 25-30% every 3-6 weeks. The last time I tested the PH in my 125 it was so low that API refunded me the $5 and asked me to not to buy their kit again. That color yellow is reserved for the sun and the urine of dehydrated people with excess vitamin B. The fish I buy just seem to live a long time, particularly in the 125, where I had a syn. eupterus named Big Momma for 27 years. I always presumed it was a she, and she'd come to the surface, roll on her back and I would hand-feed her tubifex worm cubes or pellets. Pre-9/11, she'd fly in my carry-on luggage when I moved, which always caused some delight and panic at the security checkpoint. Today I would say its my emotional support fish and of course should be allowed on the plane. I could sit next to the lady with the ostrich.

Anyway, my tanks are usually a tangle of plants, wood and rocks, which is how I envision it to be in the wild. Except for some brazilian ironwood, everything else in the tanks I've collected from my travels, be it weird pieces of wood or rocks from wherever. Every 7-8 years or so, I do something stupid like two water changes within a week, which causes climate change, and a pandemic of ich breaks out and wipes out half the fish. But generally, outside of some FHLLE (hole-in-the-head or lateral line erosion) a few years back, my tanks are disease free.

So that's pretty much the G-rated story. Anything more salacious involving a rubber worm and a bichir shall go unmentioned.
 
Hi welcome to the forum :) sounds like some interesting tanks there! Do you have any pics or vids?

Wills
 
Hello and welcome to the forum, interesting story, I enjoyed it. I stated seriously keeping fish around 1988 and had 6 tanks after a few years. Currently I am at 4 tanks, my wife prefers that I do not add anymore. Would enjoy seeing pictures of your tanks and fish. :fish: :hi: :fish:
 
What a great read, if you're not a writer, you should become one :)
Sounds like some fun tanks, I'd also love to see photos if you care to share! And with writing like that, really hope you stick around :)

Welcome to the forum! :hi:
 
Hello and welcome to the forum. :hi:

Sounds like you’ve had a fair few tanks in the past and some interesting livestock, good.

Look forwards to hearing more and perhaps seeing a pic or two of some of your set ups, as they sounds really interesting.
 
Wow, that's quite an unconventional assortment in the 125! Does the angel hang out with the sunfish? I've kept bluegills in ponds and tanks, and they seem to have a very similar attitude to angelfish.
 
Welcome :hi: really looking forward to pics of your tanks :wub::snap::fish:
 
Happy day and thank you all for your warm welcome. Yes, the 125 is an eclectic tank and the blue-spot sunfish keep away from the angel because of its size. I wondered if they might become nippy, but they live in the shadows and the angel is too big for such nonsense. That the decorus seems to thrive is the most amazing part, but its put up with so much for so long that I think it just flourishes. It lost the trailing bits of its fin on a rock when it was battling things out with an old rafel cat years ago and it got snagged on a rock.

In no particular order, the tank with the crushed coral shows the dom male, zebra, a lelupi, pleco and the sub male sulpher-headed calvus. The dom male calvus rarely emerges, but he's a nice specimin and for a guy that doesn't seem to eat, he's pretty robust. This tank was supposed to be a calvus & petricola tank and I had bought a load of the blacks from a nice guy on Aquabid, but the sulpher beat the pants off of the smaller blacks and it just didn't work out. Recently one the #2 male zebra engaged in unauthorized digging, and it resulted in a housing collapse and the #3 male became homeless and moved under a pothos leaf and shed all his color. Modeling the humans in whose world they live, all the fish began to beat on the homeless fish. Fish, as you know, can sometimes have a wrathful god, but their god was feeling magnanimous, and engaged in a redistribution of resources to restore the housing to #3. In a stunning display of brazenness, the Chinese algae eater seized the new homes for himself, creating two homeless zebras fighting to live under a pothos leaf. The #1 male and female zebras engaged in prayer for the violence to end on that side of the tank. And so god came back and redistributed more resources from the #1 male to make an even grander housing structure to appease the Chinese, #2 and #3. The #1s wrote a scathing editorial about the loss of their property and the steep rise in water pollution as a result of the homeless. But peace came to the tank, and the homeless had homes once again. For a day. Because the #2 started maliciously digging away the gravel that supported the slate wall of #3's home. And yes...I do have all the pics that document the full sordid affair, but didn't want to overwhelm folks with the real struggles of fish-kind.

The 5g mostly-Walstad-method tank is a bit foggy right now. At 6 months old, I am not very sure how to clean it. I use an airline to try and suck this fine grey, powdery-like substance that seems to collect in various spots, but then some plant debris gets in there and clogs the line. I think the dirt core is too deep, and so I really have less than 4g of water in there. Due to the proliferation of red root floaters and damnit duckweed, the alleged carpet plants have gone rogue in their fight for light. Its a mess, frankly. But so is the real swamp, so I figure I'm all square with Mother Nature.

The big tank is hanging out ok. This week the green-fire tetras come, and I'm excited for that. I take terrible pictures as I don't know what to do with the glare, so when I try to get up close in personal on a shot, what you mostly see is fuzzy fish and me.

Then there are 2 pics of Angus Part Deux. Now you might wonder how a betta achieved such a royal name and if you aren't, then you probably suffered too few concussions as a child and should go back for more. What strikes me is that the gorgeous fish with the turquoise body that cost me $35 to buy and $25 to ship here has totally changed its color. I feel entirely cheated. If I wanted a blue and red betta I would have joined the Betta Liberation Movement and paid $10 at the store. It doesn't take more than the casual eye to notice the fins look like a chewed-up dog toy. That wreckage happened after we'd had him for about 10 weeks, and is what drew me to this site in the first place. In the end, I did the 3% hydrogen peroxide treatment and it seems to be healing.

And finally, there is the "I Don't Want That Jar In Here" project, which was inspired by the youtuber, Life In Jars. It has evolved nicely and supports one snail and a scud, i think. It has been sealed since March and the plant continues to grow. I keep hoping for some type of worm or something. If you aren't familiar with this type of ecosphere, just buy a 1 gallon mason jar with a hermetically-sealed lid. Go to your local creek, pond, river or ocean and scoop up some muck and any kind of green plant, fill it with water and seal it up. Set it in a place where a fussy spouse doesn't have to acknowledge its existence in reality and let it be. And like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get, but its been fun.

In conclusion, because the word "final" from the preceding paragraph wasn't emphatic enough, here are two sneak-peak preview pics from the upcoming aquatic thriller, Dufus and The Dojo. Both are very strong method actors and really get into their roles. The videographer was very aware of the environment and even captured some algae for effect. Apparently a side deal is on with Snapchat to add that as a custom filter.

If you made it this far, then you've been very brave or, alternatively, so bored, deprived and depraved in quarantine that you were starved for content. But I thank you for your attention nonetheless.
 

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Ah, some clarifying commentary. In the 5g tank, on the left is a dario dario, center is the alleged tiger dario, center is an oto, and at the top is a failed experiment of using straws to keep the Damnit Duckweed from completely overtaking the tank. Someone else in my house thinks its litter and that I'm too lazy to clean it up, but that's just silly. The full-on shot of the 50g has the gorgeous while streaks down the back of the tank, which is decades of calcium carbonate buildup from the droplets cast up and over by the airstone. Depending on who you hang out with, this style of decor is akin to how many stores adopted the deconstructed look, and is all the rage these days. You can't just make calcium carbonate buildup overnight, you know, it takes a long time and a consistent effort. I'm very dedicated to the craft. Yes, its a thing.

And, alas, a warning. If you order 1/4lb of California blackworms, and if you have a mini-fridge dedicated to the housing of such worms, I recommend that you have at least 3 wormkeepers and change the water every 2 days, because I will tell you what, them things stink like...like...something very manky...after a bit. Perhaps elsewhere I shall beguile you with my failed food breeding experiments. It might have involved a misplaced foot and some screaming. Maybe more than some.
 
I take terrible pictures as I don't know what to do with the glare, so when I try to get up close in personal on a shot, what you mostly see is fuzzy fish and me.

:rofl: Sir Terry taught you well! I was enthralled from start to finish.

Tips for photographing tanks without the bright white and reflection - draw curtains/blinds and turn off all lights in the room except for the tank light, and don't use flash ;) The flash is why you get a bright white circle where you pointed the camera, and room lights or light from an uncovered window or other light source will causes reflections off the glass :)
 
Oh aye, and I spread the condition on to my son, who uses it to victimize professors and debate opponents endlessly. Perhaps that last bit there is not the proper way to refer to his mother.

I live in a part of the globe where we rely upon sunshine for our tax revenues. To even think of putting up blackout shades would be demonstrating a complete and wanton lack of state-based patriotism. However, when the sun retreats over yonder swamp this evening, I will try again with the main tank. I don't think any of the Housewives or 90-day Fiance shows are on tonight, so that room should be clear of any interference. Maybe even someone will be able to help identify one of the "One Dollah Specials" I picked up from the LFS a few years ago.
 
Happy day,

Turns out 90 Day Fiance: The Other Way was on last night, so no way to attempt pictures of the main tank. I did capture this one of the snarling beast that owns the cichlids. If possible, zoom in on the nose. Aside from it being a nose that only a mother could love, I have no idea if that's how it is supposed to be. A female Zebra is poking out to see what the lunatic is doing.
 

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