This just in from my 7 year old.
Why do ducks have tails?
To cover their butt quacks.
Why do ducks have tails?
To cover their butt quacks.
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One time we got some underwhere that said: "butt quack" on them with a little duck below it for my dad... we all got a good laugh out of itThis just in from my 7 year old.
Why do ducks have tails?
To cover their butt quacks.
Oops my phone made "underwear" into "underwhere"One time we got some underwhere that said: "butt quack" on them with a little duck below it for my dad... we all got a good laugh out of it
Guys, the forum has very little tolerance for joke threads so be very careful about what you post. Members have been kicked from the forum for posting jokes, and they were seriously funny jokes but weren't allowed.
My jokes include:
Why did the fish laugh?
Because they saw the ship's bottom.
Why did the fish swim away?
Because the sea weed.
My jokes include:
Why did the fish laugh?
Because they saw the ship's bottom.
Why did the fish swim away?
Because the sea weed.
I feel like some of this is directed towards me. Am I the bad kid? I have never been the bad kid. Please, please, don't let it be so! I'll be good, I swear!
Youre fine... Until a mod decides to thanos snap you from forum existenceI feel like some of this is directed towards me. Am I the bad kid? I have never been the bad kid. Please, please, don't let it be so! I'll be good, I swear!
Well, It's been nice getting to know you all...
Two snails were standing by the side of the road watching the cars go by. A car with a huge S on its door drove by at high speed. One of the snails said to the other "look at the S-Car-Go!" 
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What's the difference between piano and a fish.
You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish
PS: those types of jokes ARE allowed.
You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish
PS: those types of jokes ARE allowed.
That's been around for a long time... Its funny but not new lolWhat's the difference between piano and a fish.
You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish
PS: those types of jokes ARE allowed.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side, you silly!
these type of jokes are allowed
To get to the other side, you silly!
these type of jokes are allowed
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A potato
A potato
Who's buried in Grant's tomb
Ulysses S Grant!
Ulysses S Grant!
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