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Miss Wiggle

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to persuade your partner/parents etc to let you have another tank.

Ian say's I'm not allowed another one :sad:

you won't believe how far my bottom lip has been stuck out the last few days! :lol:
 
not really a excuse but i bribed my mrs with a new kitchen so i could have my monster tank :shifty:
 
not really a excuse but i bribed my mrs with a new kitchen so i could have my monster tank :shifty:


hmmmm i only want a little 15g, i'm really missing having any cories we've re-arranged the bedroom and there's a convenient space and i want some microrasbora galaxy!


i can try bribing him with dibs on the footstool for the new suite we're getting!! :lol:
 
to persuade your partner/parents etc to let you have another tank.

Ian say's I'm not allowed another one :sad:

you won't believe how far my bottom lip has been stuck out the last few days! :lol:

"you know dear, I find watching fish very relaxing. Almost aphrodisiac really". He will let you get as many as you want!
or
"no 2nd tank, no 'hows yer father'. :blush:
 
to persuade your partner/parents etc to let you have another tank.

Ian say's I'm not allowed another one :sad:

you won't believe how far my bottom lip has been stuck out the last few days! :lol:

"you know dear, I find watching fish very relaxing. Almost aphrodisiac really". He will let you get as many as you want!
or
"no 2nd tank, no 'hows yer father'. :blush:

he he he he he he he he he :hey:
 
you cant bargain with sex thats just wrong :eek:
miss wiggle already has loads of tanks maybe ian has a point :D
 
you cant bargain with sex thats just wrong :eek:
miss wiggle already has loads of tanks maybe ian has a point :D


I don't have loads. we've only got 5 now, and 2 of those are Ian's :sad:
 
Just bring one home, top it up with fish and voila....ian comes home for tea....wot can he say :hyper:

:hyper: You put fish in without cycling it :crazy: :no: :no:

(Actually topping it with fish, the response would probably be "wot no water" :S

we've got 5 mature tanks, would just stick some mature media in and hey presto, instant cycled tank ;)
 
you cant bargain with sex thats just wrong :eek:
miss wiggle already has loads of tanks maybe ian has a point :D


She has a fair few tanks already.. he's probably knackered.!!

Does he like tank maintenance.. perhaps you could maintain his tanks for a month..

Squid
 
you cant bargain with sex thats just wrong :eek:
miss wiggle already has loads of tanks maybe ian has a point :D


She has a fair few tanks already.. he's probably knackered.!!

Does he like tank maintenance.. perhaps you could maintain his tanks for a month..

Squid

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

that would involve me being allowed to touch his planted tank.... :rolleyes:
 
Just bring one home, top it up with fish and voila....ian comes home for tea....wot can he say :hyper:

:hyper: You put fish in without cycling it :crazy: :no: :no:

(Actually topping it with fish, the response would probably be "wot no water" :S

we've got 5 mature tanks, would just stick some mature media in and hey presto, instant cycled tank ;)

:unsure: I've read enough of your :)thumbs: excellent :good:) posts to know you guys are experienced, it was just a poor attempt at humour :look: :D
 

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