The Top 10 Gags
1. “I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa.” – Rob Auton
2. “I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop. It was sole-destroying.” – Alex Horne
3. OK, that one's a bit iffy.
4. “My friend told me he was going to a fancy dress party as an Italian island. I said to him ‘Don’t be Sicily.’” – Tim Vine
5. “I can give you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell.” – Gary Delaney
6. “The Pope is a lot like Dr Who. He never dies, just keeps being replaced by white men.” – Phil Wang
7. “You know you are fat when you hug a child and it gets lost.” – Marcus Brigstocke
8. “The universe implodes. No matter.” – Liam Williams
9. So's that one.
10. “The good thing about lending someone your time machine is that you basically get it back immediately.” – Chris Coltrane
1. “I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa.” – Rob Auton
2. “I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop. It was sole-destroying.” – Alex Horne
3. OK, that one's a bit iffy.
4. “My friend told me he was going to a fancy dress party as an Italian island. I said to him ‘Don’t be Sicily.’” – Tim Vine
5. “I can give you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell.” – Gary Delaney
6. “The Pope is a lot like Dr Who. He never dies, just keeps being replaced by white men.” – Phil Wang
7. “You know you are fat when you hug a child and it gets lost.” – Marcus Brigstocke
8. “The universe implodes. No matter.” – Liam Williams
9. So's that one.
10. “The good thing about lending someone your time machine is that you basically get it back immediately.” – Chris Coltrane
