Floyds mum
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Anyone have/had a dog as stupid as mine?
Have him less than 4 months and he brings a cat into the house doesnt kill it.
Falls up and down a curb trying to get away from a child thus tearing chunks of skin off legs then licks them untill he gains a lampshade.
He gets us to believe he has swallowed a battery, in reality he took it outside and left it on the gravel.
Cos he loves to keep sooo close to me i step back and catch his legs thus takes more skin off.
Now he runs flat out and cuts his foot right up in between his toes, goes to the vet and has a anti-biotic jab.
Not counting all the minor cuts and ear/leg/groin bites from the puppy cos he's too lazy and stupid to tell it off.
Never grumbles and all over 2/3 yrs. lol
The puppy has tried to keep up.
Breaks his leg at 12 weeks old, playing with my dog lol.
Annoys another dog and gets his nose bit.
Slices his pads.
Minor cuts.
But we still love them lol
Have him less than 4 months and he brings a cat into the house doesnt kill it.
Falls up and down a curb trying to get away from a child thus tearing chunks of skin off legs then licks them untill he gains a lampshade.
He gets us to believe he has swallowed a battery, in reality he took it outside and left it on the gravel.
Cos he loves to keep sooo close to me i step back and catch his legs thus takes more skin off.
Now he runs flat out and cuts his foot right up in between his toes, goes to the vet and has a anti-biotic jab.
Not counting all the minor cuts and ear/leg/groin bites from the puppy cos he's too lazy and stupid to tell it off.
Never grumbles and all over 2/3 yrs. lol
The puppy has tried to keep up.
Breaks his leg at 12 weeks old, playing with my dog lol.
Annoys another dog and gets his nose bit.
Slices his pads.
Minor cuts.
But we still love them lol
