Owning Birds In a Nutshell

[Anonymous Fox]

It's like having toddlers in a bird suit.
There extremely stubborn.
They don't listen to anything you say.
They poop on you.
They ruin your hair.
They love you, yet hate you at the same time.
They bite/chew and poop on everything you love
And they draw you in with their cuteness.


So there, I hope this helps you if you thinking of getting a bird.

 

[Colin_T]

I would rather have birds than toddlers. They poop less, they scream less. If they upset you then you can give them away and not get in trouble with the law.

 

[OliveFish05]

It's like having toddlers in a bird suit.
There extremely stubborn.
They don't listen to anything you say.
They poop on you.
They ruin your hair.
They love you, yet hate you at the same time.
They bite/chew and poop on everything you love
And they draw you in with their cuteness.


So there, I hope this helps you if you thinking of getting a bird.

I must not have a bird then My parakeet, Wink, is super chill. He sits in the crook of my elbow while I watch videos, and while I clean my bedroom he sits on my bookshelf (I have a string of fake leaves and flowers he perches in) and watches me. He doesn't actually chew anything but his toys and his cuttlebone. He DOES poop on me though!