Fish, mans new best friend?

[Pointy_kitty]

hello
i just wanted to tell you about my baby,
a 5 1/2" marble Angel names Alfred!
he's fat and friendly and he loves when i squish pesky snails and hand feed them to him
he also gives me kisses when i clean the tank
my mother came over the other day and was amazed to see how "dog friendly" he was
every one loves him and he loves everyone!

EXCEPT.........
my dreaded brother,
who i'm sure my fish think is Satan!
you see,
my brother; who is thirteen years old and loves nothing more than nintendo, and computer games; is the complete opposite of me (nature freak animal/fish/reptile/bug lover!)
he has no interest or sympathy for any type of creature!
don't get me wrong, i love my brother....
but when he comes to visit he......
flicks,taps, and knocks on all of my tanks and bowls!!!!!!!!!!
it makes me so mad!!!!!!!!!!

my poor little Alfred is usually nowhere to be found when my brother comes through my door!
its like he can sense evil

 

[Bol]

Every time your brother taps on the tank, flick him on the head.

 

[Cheese Specialist]

Or hit him with a large blunt object until he gets the message!!

LOL - kidding

I hate it when people do that. THEY ARE MY BABIES!!! How dare they?!!!

 

[Pointy_kitty]

flick him on the head
Or hit him with a large blunt object until he gets the message!!

yeah that would be sweet
if only........

OR if i could put him in a large tank and give him little water proof hearing aids (turned up all the way) then bang on the glass.....

the saddest part is i told him he would give my fish a heart attack and kill them (i made it sound alot worse and exadurated) and he still thinks its funny....

 

[Auratus]

Ya, brothers suck

 

[living_dead]

Just dumb ones.