Your little title changes as you post more. The more you post the more often your title will change. I don't think mine refers to my wisdom or expertness...I'm still learning, but it does refer to the number of posts here. Just keep yapping away like the rest of us and you'll lose the newbie or fish friend monica soon enuf. I think fish friend is a nice one actually...we need more of them. I saw 3 gold fish in a plastic half gallon tank the other day and about DIED! The Betta in the same size tank next to them didn't look any happier. But I know better than to try to tell the owners to give them bigger tanks! They have attitude. I just sure feel sorry for those fish!