Celebrities' Children's Names

[the_lock_man]

Came across a website where some of the whackier ones were listed.
 
Obviously Bob Geldof's kids (Fifi Trixiebell, Peaches Honeysuckle and Little Pixie Frou-Frou) were on the list, as was Apple Martin (Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltro), and the Beckham children.
 
And then I came to Helen Baxendale, she of Cold Feet and Cardia Arrest. The Americans amongst us would remember her as Emily Waltham, in Friends, the English girl who married Ross, in spite of him saying "Rachel" instead of "Emily" during the vows.
 
Now, the first names of her children aren't spectaculary weird, certainly not when compared to Bob Geldof's kids. But the middle names. Well. Judge for yourselves.
 
Nellie Marmalade Baxendale-Williams
Eric Mustard Baxendale-Williams
and
VIncent Mash Baxendale-Williams.
 
 
 

 

[eaglesaquarium]

This just goes to show that celebrities are not worth following, nor are their opinions worth listening to, as they obviously are clueless and don't care about future generations... I mean if this is what they do to their own children, then how can anyone believe that they have the best interest of others' children in mind when they spout their opinions on the red carpet? 

 

[daizeUK]

If she had more kids I wonder what she would call them?
 
Macaroni
Mangetout
Margarine
Marzipan
Mayonnaise
Meringue
Milkshake
Molasses
Mozzarella
Mushroom
 
So many to choose from...