i dilike both european football and american football, imo dont make sense, then again tennis doesnt either so ill be quiet now
soccer: kick ball into net
football: tackle and ravage each other to get a very distorted ball to the other end
tennis: 2 or 4 people stand on opposite sides of a rectangle that seemed someone couldnt decide how big he wanted it, and proceed to hit 1 ball back and forth till someone makes a mistake.
waterpolo: people in glorified underwear ravage each other to get a ball into a net in a pool
golf: hit ball into tiny hole very far away with as little shots as possible, points are backwards
hockey: use stick to hit stale cookie into a net
basketball: shoot ball into hoop
ice hockey: beat the **** out of each other on ice
rugby: ^ but no ice
racing: run around in circles faster then anyone else
haha imo sorta funny, and yes i made fun of my own sport