bit of a tricky one

[bribones]

i was at work the other day when the customer came over and asked


"my fish is dead ,any idea whats wrong with it "


she had already disposed of said fish so it got me a bit stumped

anyone got any ideas ?

 

[The-Wolf]

there's nowt queer as folk

 

[Cat]

Heart Attack?

 

[WILDER]

 

[sylvia]

lol How vague can people get? What did you tell her? I suppose sending her off to look at her water params. would have bought you some time

 

[smithrc]

Isn't it obviouse?

It was electricuted in a freak accident due to static build up caused by the 60% polyester component in their cheap carpet

 

[OohFeeshy]

How long is a piece of string?

 

[GSD]

 

[smithrc]

How long is a piece of string?

are you trying to tell me it hung itself??

 

[bribones]

How long is a piece of string

now this depends on many factors

is the string less than 1mm in length if so its not string its fluff
does the string weigh more than a tonne ok then its a tourist attraction not string
is the string less than 1.5mm wide ,ah then its thread not string

so take the above measurements weight a tonne ,over 1.5mm wide and over 1mm in length

1000
---- = 1429 litres or 1.429 cubic metres.
0.7

Therefore, maximum length is


Volume 1.429m
------ = -------------
Area pix0.5mmx0.5mm

So the string length lies between 1cm and 11,644.39km in length

jees i need to get out more

 

[Cat]

How long is a piece of string?

are you trying to tell me it hung itself??

A suicidal fish

Bri you should have answers prepared for questions like this

Bri you do need to get out more lol,go sit near your pond

 

[bribones]

i would but weve got hail sleet and snow

 

[Paul_MTS]

thats no excuse!!

is the owner ugly? in this case poor fish might of been creped up by the owner then she suddenyl went.....BOO and killed the fish instantly, I see alot of possible cases like this at work. some I have to make sure they don't look at our fish!!