Every morning and every night…. I walk up to my tanks to say a bright good morning and a quiet good night to my lovely children and give them bits of food to share my affection. But before I can truly admire and praise my lovely angels… my view is blocked!!! By a hoard of twisting streaks of grey, clambering over each other, testing the edges of the glass! A mass of bodies, of gaping maws, beady eyes, and barely perceivable flashes of color that are immediately consumed in the swirling grey bodies. Demons they are! Procreating at a nightmarish speed! Guzzling up shocking amounts of food… the food that’s supposed to go to my lovely calm angels playing in the sand, unaware of the war above them. Unaware of the fight through the demons to reach them and give them their nourishment…. But even as I break through their snarling ranks, they descend from the sky to prowl the earth; searching for the precious bundles of food so lovingly delivered to gobble them up before they can reach their intended recipient!
Or Aka my guppies are food fanatics and whoever made the rule “the proper amount of food to feed your fish is what they can consume in 30 seconds” never owned fast moving flake monsters who would probably eat my entire container of flakes in a blink of an eye. And I have NO idea how much food my Cory catfish actually get because my Cory catfish are so so so stupid and my guppies are way too intelligent. Aka: I have to hide my sinking pellets all around the tank to prevent my sudden bottom dwelling guppies from eating the pellets faster than my cory’s just trying to find them. All while trying not to hurt the hoard of guppies literally weaving between and mopping my fingers as I try to subtly hide the pellets from them.
And yes I’m making this post after watching one of my precious stupid children find a pellet, eat a couple bites, get excited, loose the pellet ON SAND SUBSTRATE, and go the completely wrong way trying to find it and then giving up when it was right there 5° to his left and a guppy who’d been following the Cory scooped it up and swam away with it. Leaving a Cory looking like the world just ended.
And my candy stripped pleco who I only ever really see when I change the decorations in the tank but I’m hoping by sheer faith that he gets enough food. I tried a algae wafer once 20 minutes after lights out and just a cloud ofstarving wolves guppies just descended into a writhing mass.
Basically: HOW DO FEED BOTTOM FISH
Or Aka my guppies are food fanatics and whoever made the rule “the proper amount of food to feed your fish is what they can consume in 30 seconds” never owned fast moving flake monsters who would probably eat my entire container of flakes in a blink of an eye. And I have NO idea how much food my Cory catfish actually get because my Cory catfish are so so so stupid and my guppies are way too intelligent. Aka: I have to hide my sinking pellets all around the tank to prevent my sudden bottom dwelling guppies from eating the pellets faster than my cory’s just trying to find them. All while trying not to hurt the hoard of guppies literally weaving between and mopping my fingers as I try to subtly hide the pellets from them.
And yes I’m making this post after watching one of my precious stupid children find a pellet, eat a couple bites, get excited, loose the pellet ON SAND SUBSTRATE, and go the completely wrong way trying to find it and then giving up when it was right there 5° to his left and a guppy who’d been following the Cory scooped it up and swam away with it. Leaving a Cory looking like the world just ended.
And my candy stripped pleco who I only ever really see when I change the decorations in the tank but I’m hoping by sheer faith that he gets enough food. I tried a algae wafer once 20 minutes after lights out and just a cloud of
Basically: HOW DO FEED BOTTOM FISH